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Hermes was known to be a trickster, he would stealing things from the other gods and hiding them in crazy places.

Back eons ago there was a great peace made between Troy and Greece but there was one foolish boy who almost broke this truce because of love. But little did they know that in the far distant future Buzz Lightyear was studying about this foolish war over a woman. He decided to create a time machine to stop Paris from being an idiot with all means necessary. So Buzz hopped in his time machine and kicked it to 5000 years in the past to just before Paris made the mistake of falling in love. When he arrived in ancient Greece he had to buy a disguise to get passed the guards, the disguise consisted of mullet wig and a toga. The guards were so amazed with this awesome hairstyle they let him through. When he finally got into the palace he went searching for Paris, instead Buzz found the beautiful Helen. Helen was so amazed by this future jacked male she suddenly ripped her clothes off and Buzz could not refuse her because of her amazing beauty. When Paris walked in on them he had no idea what to do. Then Paris decided to challenge Buzz to a duel to the death and Buzz accepted. Before the duel Paris went to Achilles to asked if him and his men would come help to destroy Buzz and Achilles knowing this would make him the best warrior ever said he would he there. Achilles happily agreed. The duel was set to be at the crack of dawn the next morning, but a duel it would not be, it was set to be a mug of Buzz Lightyear. (commercial break)